Friends TV Show Quotes as Code

So no one told you code was gonna be this way. Your build is a joke, your deploys are DOA.

I'll Be There for You

# Python
def ill_be_there_for_you(friend: str) -> None:
    print(f"I'll be there for you, {friend}.")
    print("When the code starts to fall apart 🛋️")

ill_be_there_for_you("Ross")

We Were on a Break!

// Git — the Ross Geller edition
// The most controversial branch in history
const relationship = {
  status: "on a break",
  ross_perspective: "break === breakup is false",
  rachel_perspective: "break === breakup is true",
  // This PR has been open for 10 years
};

Could This BE Any More Slow?

# Python — Chandler Bing style
def could_this_be_any_more(adjective: str) -> str:
    return f"Could this BE any more {adjective}?"

print(could_this_be_any_more("slow"))
print(could_this_be_any_more("broken"))

Generate any Friends quote at LoveSyntax.com. Could this BE any more fun?