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Advent of Code Humor — When Day 1 Is Easy and Day 10 Destroys You

by LoveSyntax.com · 2025

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Every December, thousands of developers confidently open Day 1 of Advent of Code — and by Day 10 are questioning their career choices. Here is the AoC experience in code.

Day 1: Peak Confidence

# Day 1 — "This is going to be my year"
with open("input.txt") as f:
    data = f.read().splitlines()

# Part 1: trivial
answer = sum(int(x) for x in data)
print("Part 1:", answer)  # got it in 3 minutes
print("Part 2:", answer * 2)  # first try!!
# Current leaderboard: #127 globally 🏆

Day 10: Reality Sets In

# Day 10 — 4 hours later
# Stack: empty
# Morale: also empty
def solve(grid):
    # TODO: understand the problem first
    # TODO: understand what a "topology" is
    # TODO: why is this a graph problem??
    return "💀"

print(solve([]))  # incorrect, but I tried
# Reddit thread: "Is anyone else crying?"
# Top answer: "Yes. We all are."

Day 25: Survivor's Code

# Day 25 — you made it
def final_star():
    # All 49 stars earned
    # Sleep debt: 36 hours
    # Productivity lost: $12,000
    # Worth it: absolutely
    return "🌟" * 50  # 50th star (the real prize)

print(final_star())
print("See you next December.")
print("(I say this every year)")

The Input File Experience

// JavaScript — every AoC morning
const fs = require("fs");

// Step 1: Download input
const input = fs.readFileSync("input.txt", "utf8").trim();

// Step 2: Stare at it for 10 minutes
console.log("What even is this:", input.slice(0, 50));

// Step 3: Check Reddit for hints
// Step 4: Feel bad about checking Reddit
// Step 5: Use the hint anyway

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