Game of Thrones Quotes in Code

When you play the game of thrones, you either win or you get a merge conflict. Here are the greatest GoT quotes as real, working code.

Winter Is Coming

# Python — Stark family DevOps
import warnings

message = "Winter Is Coming"
print(message)
warnings.warn("Prepare your production environment.", stacklevel=2)
# The North Remembers — and so does your error log

// JavaScript
const stark = {
  words: "Winter Is Coming",
  sigil: "🐺",
  warn: () => console.warn("⚠️ Winter is coming to production")
};
console.log(stark.words);
stark.warn();

A Lannister Always Pays Their Debts

// SQL — the most Lannister query
SELECT "A Lannister always pays their debts" AS motto,
       SUM(technical_debt)                    AS debt_owed,
       NOW()                                  AS payment_due
FROM   codebase
WHERE  quality = "poor";

You Know Nothing, Jon Snow

// JavaScript
const jonSnow = {
  knowledge: null,
  learn() {
    if (this.knowledge === null) {
      throw new Error("You know nothing, Jon Snow");
    }
  }
};
try { jonSnow.learn(); }
catch(e) { console.error("❄️", e.message); }

Dracarys

# Python — burn it all down (git reset --hard)
def dracarys(repo_path):
    """Burn the codebase and start fresh"""
    print("🔥 Dracarys!")
    import subprocess
    subprocess.run(["git", "reset", "--hard", "HEAD"])
    print("The old code is ash. Begin anew.")

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